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Star Trek: Retcon: The Motion Picture

A prequel to the original Star Trek TV series involving time travelers from the future trying to change the course of history … Haven’t we seen this already? Wasn’t it called Enterprise, then later Star Trek: Enterprise? Wasn’t it canceled … Continue reading

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Rorschach Costume Challenge

All right, now three people–Spacejunk42, Geoffrey, and Shawn–have written to say they’re dressing up as Rorschach for Halloween, and they’re using my instructions for making a Rorschach costume. Which is cool! But give something back to the Surly Robot. Send … Continue reading

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NSA to UFO Kooks: Quit Asking Us Already!

Dear UFO Kooks, Quit asking us about UFOs. Really. We don’t know anything, and if we did we wouldn’t tell you. We’re the most secret organization in the world. You know how you get to be the most secret organization in … Continue reading

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Holiday in Beantown

In Boston’s Logan Airport, rocking chairs and laptops go together like that city’s famed baked beans and cream pie. Seconds after I gook this photo a shrill, painfully loud alarmed ripped through the waiting area for Gates B22-26. I had … Continue reading

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Pi Day is March 14

http://www.pidye.com/thestorezone/piday.php#lessons

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This is my armpit

My armpit is on the web. Even better, it’s tagged as fine art! The photo of my pit is part of a series by my friend Jason Horowitz, where he took close-ups of people’s body parts. Buy his work and … Continue reading

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Answer to the Challenge

We have a winner in the big Frat House or Meth Lab Photo Challenge! Hundreds of answer poured in, and about half correctly guessed which photo was which. But Lisa Worth of Effingham, Illinois, was the only one to pick … Continue reading

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Persian Brown

That’s the name of the meth & opiate combo that helped kill River Phoenix on Halloween, 1993, at the Viper Room in Hollywood. However, his death was not entirely from Persian Brown, as some sources make it sound. Here’s what … Continue reading

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Frat house or meth lab? Take the challenge!

Only 12 shopping days left until Meth Awareness Day! Don’t wait till the last minute to have your holiday pictures taken. To get you in the mood of the season, allow me to present the Frat House or Meth Lab Photo … Continue reading

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Hindenburg Humor

Man, did I speak too soon with my October 25 entry. Here’s a visual pun that proves it.

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