Category Archives: government sources

Electronic Flypaper

Lefty bloggers enjoy pointing out the factual errors in Ann Coulter’s writing. Now I know why–it’s easy and fun! Coulter parts ways with reality with such frequency, you don’t have to get very far into her columns to find a glaring inaccuracy. Take her … Continue reading

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French UFO’s: “Je veux croire”

UFO lovers may get the cold shoulder from the NSA (see last entry), but the French government will soon give them a kiss on either cheek. According to Reuters, the France’s version of NASA is going to publish an archive … Continue reading

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NSA to UFO Kooks: Quit Asking Us Already!

Dear UFO Kooks, Quit asking us about UFOs. Really. We don’t know anything, and if we did we wouldn’t tell you. We’re the most secret organization in the world. You know how you get to be the most secret organization in … Continue reading

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Persian Brown

That’s the name of the meth & opiate combo that helped kill River Phoenix on Halloween, 1993, at the Viper Room in Hollywood. However, his death was not entirely from Persian Brown, as some sources make it sound. Here’s what … Continue reading

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Frat house or meth lab? Take the challenge!

Only 12 shopping days left until Meth Awareness Day! Don’t wait till the last minute to have your holiday pictures taken. To get you in the mood of the season, allow me to present the Frat House or Meth Lab Photo … Continue reading

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Happy Meth Awareness Day!

Psych! National Methamphetamine Awareness Day isn’t really today–it’s November 30. You still have 13 days to organize organize a parade and get your costume together. But…November 30 is not National Desoxyn Awareness Day, even though Desoxyn is the brand name … Continue reading

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Free Propaganda Now!

“But Surly, are there any other government agencies that produce VNRs?” Absolutely! For instance, there’s the Office of National Drug Control Policy. True, I didn’t find any VNRs on their site. But there is this letter from the Government Accounting … Continue reading

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Straight from the horse’s ass

I’ve been hearing about Video News Releases (VNRs) for awhile now, but I didn’t know how to get ahold of these fake news items while they’re still fresh, hot, and steaming. Here’s one source: USDA’s Broadcast Media & Technology Center. … Continue reading

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Look it up

This has been quite a week. President Bush signed the Military Commissions Act of 2006, authorizing torture and trashing habeas corpus. On the same day, U.S. casualties spiked in Iraq, where Bush and his cronies started a war under false … Continue reading

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