written by Maurice Martin directed by Erik Morrison Fred Flinstone (Adam R. Adkins) wakes up from a coma to find that Bedrock has succumb to a zombie apocalypse. And what the Hell is going on between Barney and Wilma? When: June 14, 22, & 28 @ 10pm Where: GALA Hispanic Theatre at Tivoli 3333 14th Street NW, WDC Tickets: $15 – purchase here Starring: Adam Adkins, Steve Custer, Shea Mikal Green, Ian Hoch, Robert King, Lauren Kuhn, Melanie Kurstin, Russell Silber, Jessica Sperlongano, David Weiner Presented with: written by Steve Custer and Ian Hoch directed by Steve Custer Captain ChristopherRead More
Landless Theatre Company is having a Mashup Festival in June, and my contribution will be “The Walking Fred.” Here’s how it works: The Flinstones + The Walking Dead = The Walking Fred Got that? Sure you do! Read more about Landless’ summer plans here. And if you want to kick in some money to get the project off the ground, there’s a place for that!
So I wrote a little play about sex robots, thinking it would take a few years for reality to overtake my little fantasy. I am so naive. Allison de Fren has produced a documentary about real life sexbot called The Mechanical Bride. Here’s a trailer: Maybe if I write a play about flying cars or practical fusion energy, we’ll suddenly have those things too. Worth a shot.
So you wake up in the hospital, and there’s a young Japanese woman in the room with you. Before you can get any randy ideas, you notice she’s a bit odd. Like, not the most brilliant conversationalist. Also, she tends to copy your facial expressions. Is she making fun of you? Doesn’t she know you’re in the hospital? What the hell, mystery girl! Kokoro, a Tokyo-based entertainment company, and Osaka University didn’t design Actroid F and her male twin, Geminoid F, just to harass and annoy sick people. But for some reason, that’s where they’re being tested. How will theRead More
Michael Stone Johnson writes: Gygan, the gentle seXbot, can really boogie with the chicks. Can you imagine the size of his enormous schwanzstucker? I was skeptical, until I saw the eager way June Cleaver jumps on Gygan for a ride. Something’s going on there! Watch for yourself: Gygan’s got other talents, such as “the handling of dangerous radioactive material in the realm of nuclear physics.” Best part: Gygan crushes a metal cylinder in his scary claw while the narrator tells us that he could be used “for chores like babysitting.” I guess those claws would keep your kids safe byRead More
You tell ‘em, Dumbledore! http://www.badhaven.com/comics/comic-news/alan-moore-responds-to-frank-millers-occupy-rant/
My boy Robbie Parrish is bringing it once again. Check out his Night of the Living Dead re-mix featuring dialog by yours truly. Right here. His series Next to Heaven is counting down the final 10 episodes of season two. Watch it, daddy-o, before the squares get there and ruin it.
…was dedicated to Steve Jobs. What does Steve have to do with sexbots? This video from Rob Parrish offers some insights: http://blip.tv/next-to-heaven/for-steve-nth-2-34-5510862
Looking for a way to make Grandma feel special, without the inconvenience of actually having to visit? Give her a creepy plastic doll that remotely relays your facial expressions. Or not. I used to give my grandmother peppermints, and she seemed to like that just fine. But if you’re one of those folks that feel the answer to every question is “technology!”, the telenoid may be for you. Is the “sexbot” tag really appropriate for this story? Maybe, maybe not. Nobody in the video below mentions sex. It’s all very innocent–delivering hugs and smiles to distant loved ones. Yeah. That’sRead More